Adult Chocolate Milk: The New Four Loko? 
Now that the original version of Four Loko has been deemed unsafe by FDA decree — spawning loads of free publicity for the alcohol-fueled energy drink, a lucrative black market, a way to gas up your car, and, eventually, a stimulant-free formulation that beats the ban — a new product hopes to fill the gaping void.

Adult Chocolate Milk: The New Four Loko?

Now that the original version of Four Loko has been deemed unsafe by FDA decree — spawning loads of free publicity for the alcohol-fueled energy drink, a lucrative black market, a way to gas up your car, and, eventually, a stimulant-free formulation that beats the ban — a new product hopes to fill the gaping void.