Charlie Sheen “Goddess” Bree Olson on New Porn-Star Rock Band: Biggest Problem is “Being Taken Seriously.”
Olson is wrapping up filming of a reality TV show about a porn-star rock band.
Who’s Winning Now T-Shirt Features Ashton Kutcher (PIC)
CBS threw us all a giant curveball with the announcement that Kutcher would be replacing Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Could it be that Sheen’s maniacal fifteen minutes are up? This t-shirt seems to think so. However, a closer look reveals that whoever was responsible for the spelling on this shirt is definitely not the one “who’s” winning.
Eight Celebs Not Cut Out for Motherhood
Nurturing. Feminine. Capable. Sensible. Self-sacrificing. The checklist of things that make a mother good at her job is really no joke.
Charlie Sheen Will NOT Be Voting for Donald Trump
Why? One time Charlie Sheen went to a dinner party at Trump’s house. Trump tried to cheer Sheen up with a pair of Harry Winston cufflinks. Turns out they were fakes.
10 1/2 Best Sit-Com Character Replacements
As the list of names as possible replacements for Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’ grows, let’s look back at the 10 1/2 best sit-com characters who had two play ‘em.
Five Songs to Rile the Crowd During Charlie Sheen’s Tour
What the heck is Sheen going to do during his “Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option Show” anyway? If nothing else he can play these songs to make the crowd happy.
Make Your Own Charlie Sheen-infused Cocktail!
The Charlie Sheen train wreck continues to disgust and fascinate us, inspiring Mad Libs, an online glossary, a gastronomic history and Twitter hashtags. But the oddest by-product of the Sheen meme has to be the cocktail recipes. You can thank the actor’s televised rantings for the slew of Tiger’s Blood and Adonis DNA drinks showing up in New York and Chicago bars.
Everyone Loves a Big Wiener (PICS)
Here’s some wiener porn even Charlie Sheen can appreciate. #winning.
Tiger Blood: Coming to a Supermarket Near You
After the Charlie Sheen morass, Harcos Laboratory sells a drink called Tiger Blood. This follows an earlier product called zombie blood. Yuck.
If Charlie Sheen’s life had a soundtrack, it would be this
The next time you watch Sheen’s revealing interview with Good Morning America, sift through his best quotes and let the following soundtrack guide you through the summary of what’s going on in Sheen’s life.
