Extreme body modifiers out of Miami.
From A Made-Up Guide to Hockey Terms:
Dump and Chase:
It’s like that thing where you’re sitting on the toilet and then all the sudden see a cockroach crawling around your bathroom and you grab the can of Raid?
Ten Things You Need To Survive Spring Break:
6. A bag
This bag should be plastic. It is a bag to puke in after you’ve pickled yourself silly with booze, booze, and more booze.
Keep ‘Em Local
When considering your next porn purchase, consider the environment. The February issue of Playboy features the locally sourced boobs of Boynton Beach resident, Leola Bell.
Floridians Can Do Everything Except Have Sex With Animals
Florida governor Rick Scott finally signed a bill making bestiality illegal. That’s great but virtually everything else is still legal.
Police Searching For Owner Of 38 Bales Of Marijuana
I can’t tell you to leave spurious, humorous and insulting tips, because that would clearly be illegal and oh-so-disrespectful of the great state of Florida’s harsh marijuana laws. No, really, stop it! Don’t do that! You darn rascals!
Key West Residents to Send Fla. Gov. Rick Scott a Jar of Their Urine
A group of Key West citizen calling themselves Committee for the Positive Insistence on a Sane Society (Yes, Committee for the P.I.S.S.) wants to give Scott a piece of their mind and a sample of their bladder.
