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5 Beers Inspired by Internet Memes
Hide yo’ kids! Hide yo wife! ‘Cause these beers are delicious.

5 Beers Inspired by Internet Memes

Hide yo’ kids! Hide yo wife! ‘Cause these beers are delicious.

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Grilled Cheese Martini Soon to Debut 
Imagine soaking six piping hot sandwiches in 10 gallons of vodka, leaving the blend to marinate for 24 hours. Then pressing the sandwiches through cheesecloth to extract the infused liquid before freezing and skimming it. Hope it tastes better than it sounds.

Grilled Cheese Martini Soon to Debut

Imagine soaking six piping hot sandwiches in 10 gallons of vodka, leaving the blend to marinate for 24 hours. Then pressing the sandwiches through cheesecloth to extract the infused liquid before freezing and skimming it. Hope it tastes better than it sounds.

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Drunk Man Pees on Sleeping Girl During JetBlue Flight 
An 18-year-old was served 8 cocktails on a JetBlue flight. He made his way to the bathroom, unzipped…and woke up to realize he was peeing on an 11-year-old girl. As if you needed another reason to avoid flying.

Drunk Man Pees on Sleeping Girl During JetBlue Flight

An 18-year-old was served 8 cocktails on a JetBlue flight. He made his way to the bathroom, unzipped…and woke up to realize he was peeing on an 11-year-old girl. As if you needed another reason to avoid flying.

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Five Ways Drunks Justify Drinking 
Yeah, wine prevents sunburn…suuuuureee.

Five Ways Drunks Justify Drinking

Yeah, wine prevents sunburn…suuuuureee.

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Five College Drinking Games to Avoid 
From a game of Slip ‘n Slide to a quick pee, college kids put dorm hallways to new uses — and it’s all drunkenly caught on tape.

Five College Drinking Games to Avoid

From a game of Slip ‘n Slide to a quick pee, college kids put dorm hallways to new uses — and it’s all drunkenly caught on tape.

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Buck Naked, Incredibly Drunk Driver Tasered By Florida Deputies
If the charges against Kelly Michael Bachmeier are true, Riptide salutes him for hitting for the cycle of Florida crimes: extreme drunkenness, a complete lack of pants, erratic driving and, of course, a good Tasering.

Buck Naked, Incredibly Drunk Driver Tasered By Florida Deputies

If the charges against Kelly Michael Bachmeier are true, Riptide salutes him for hitting for the cycle of Florida crimes: extreme drunkenness, a complete lack of pants, erratic driving and, of course, a good Tasering.

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This Is How You Make Moonshine
Step 1. Find a place you can be left alone. Step 2. Combine yeast and mash, let sit. Step 3. Give it a taste and hope you don’t go blind.

This Is How You Make Moonshine

Step 1. Find a place you can be left alone. Step 2. Combine yeast and mash, let sit. Step 3. Give it a taste and hope you don’t go blind.

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Caffeinated Beer Banned in California 
Beer shelves have been less loko ever since the FDA cracked down last year, but a new law signed by Gov. Jerry Brown makes caffeinated beer an even further memory.

Caffeinated Beer Banned in California

Beer shelves have been less loko ever since the FDA cracked down last year, but a new law signed by Gov. Jerry Brown makes caffeinated beer an even further memory.

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New Study: Drinking Wine May Prevent Sunburn
Pinot Coppertone, anyone?

New Study: Drinking Wine May Prevent Sunburn

Pinot Coppertone, anyone?

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Man Stabs Friend for Coming to Party With Natural Light Beer
The following story involves a trailer park and Natural Light beer. We suggest you arm yourself with white trash repellent spray before reading.

Man Stabs Friend for Coming to Party With Natural Light Beer

The following story involves a trailer park and Natural Light beer. We suggest you arm yourself with white trash repellent spray before reading.