Coachella’s Hottest Photos (NSFW)
We headed to Coachella this weekend. Check out images of fun and sexy times on Empire Polo Field.
Coachella’s Best Missed Connections
Looking for someone to make out with at Lightning Bolt Coachella - m4w - 23. I’m a pretty good looking dude, so please be a pretty good looking girl. Awesome.
The Hottest Fan Eye Candy at Coachella
If you didn’t make it to Coachella this year, you missed some great performances. You also missed seeing these smoking hot girls out on the Empire Polo Fields.
How to Survive NOT Going to Coachella
If you’re feeling blue about not joining the masses in Indio, just remember: it’s blazingly hot in the desert, the festival is a magnet for pretentious dillweeds, and Interpol kinda sucks nowadays.
10 Fashion Combinations You Will Find this Year (and Every Year) at Coachella
And everyone knows, hipsters and Coachella go together like peanut butter and jelly. Coachella is a hipster haven full of predictable fashions and fashion faux-passes. Here are some combinations you are guaranteed to see this year as your skin bakes underneath the Californian sun. Better pack your headdress!
Please stop telling me about how cool Coachella is going to be!
A hilariously illustrated take on what it’s like to NOT be going to the massive music festival this year.
Coachella’s New Police-Enforced Surveillance Will Force Thousands to Stash Drugs Up Their Rectums
This is the text from Coachella’s recent announcement about how local Indio police will be in charge of monitoring every car up to a mile outside of the festival perimeter. There are a number of reasons why this is a terrible, terrible idea (separation of public and private spheres, issues of enforcement and punishment, giving crowd control of a massive, substance-aided indie music party to COPS, etc, etc).
Top 10 Bands to Do Drugs to at Coachella
Drugs are bad. So is standing for hours at Coachella in triple-digit heat to soak up eardrum-shattering decibels while drinking booze out of smuggled insulin bottles.
Coachella’s Six-Day Sellout: Blame the Mexicans!
Some Coachella fans are attributing the record to the reunion of rock en espanol band Caifanes (described as “FRENCH FRIES POPULAR” and “OBAMA POPULAR” by one poster).
