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Best Mugshot Ever: Sleeping Assault Suspect
Of all the ways to stick it to the man, not even showing law enforcement the courtesy of waking up to have your mugshot photo taken is our current favorite.

Best Mugshot Ever: Sleeping Assault Suspect

Of all the ways to stick it to the man, not even showing law enforcement the courtesy of waking up to have your mugshot photo taken is our current favorite.

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When Cops Asked For ID, This Woman Pulled Out A Bag Of Weed! The officer asked for her ID and police said she reached in her purse and pulled out the card, along with a bag of pot, which she immediately tried to conceal. It was too late, though.

When Cops Asked For ID, This Woman Pulled Out A Bag Of Weed!

The officer asked for her ID and police said she reached in her purse and pulled out the card, along with a bag of pot, which she immediately tried to conceal. It was too late, though.

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DMX Arrested for Going 102 Miles Per Hour on U.S. 60 
Well, here’s one for the “nobody is surprised” bin: Rapper Earl Simmons, better known as DMX, was arrested Wednesday night.

DMX Arrested for Going 102 Miles Per Hour on U.S. 60 

Well, here’s one for the “nobody is surprised” bin: Rapper Earl Simmons, better known as DMX, was arrested Wednesday night.

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Glenn Neff Left Eerie Facebook Messages Before Allegedly Planning Attack on Washington Glenn Neff, the Florida man accused of planning an attack in Washington, D.C., on Monday, left a series of eerie messages on his Facebook page that seem to indicate he was planning something deadly.

Glenn Neff Left Eerie Facebook Messages Before Allegedly Planning Attack on Washington

Glenn Neff, the Florida man accused of planning an attack in Washington, D.C., on Monday, left a series of eerie messages on his Facebook page that seem to indicate he was planning something deadly.

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Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild Booked by LAPD For Alleged False Imprisonment The man once crowned “Douche of the Decade” was in more hot water this week.

Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild Booked by LAPD For Alleged False Imprisonment

The man once crowned “Douche of the Decade” was in more hot water this week.

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Woman Jailed for Stabbing Ex-Boyfriend’s Pet Lizard to Death
A California woman is in jail after stabbing her boyfriend’s bearded dragon. And, no, that isn’t a euphemism. The 14-year-old lizard sadly did not survive. :(

Woman Jailed for Stabbing Ex-Boyfriend’s Pet Lizard to Death

A California woman is in jail after stabbing her boyfriend’s bearded dragon. And, no, that isn’t a euphemism. The 14-year-old lizard sadly did not survive. :(

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Man Spent 36 Hours in Sewer Naked While Tripping on Mushrooms If you thought you’d heard the last of 33-year-old Eugene Gimzelberg, the Gilbert man who spent 36 hours in a sewer while naked and tripping on hallucinogenic mushrooms and PCP, guess again — in addition to his sewer shenanigans, Gimzelberg’s apparently a fairly well-known (by police) graffiti artist.

Man Spent 36 Hours in Sewer Naked While Tripping on Mushrooms

If you thought you’d heard the last of 33-year-old Eugene Gimzelberg, the Gilbert man who spent 36 hours in a sewer while naked and tripping on hallucinogenic mushrooms and PCP, guess again — in addition to his sewer shenanigans, Gimzelberg’s apparently a fairly well-known (by police) graffiti artist.

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Kids stop sex offender from strangling their mom
He’d already done time for raping two of his daughters. Now he had a habit of routinely pummeling their mom. But when two boys found him strangling her, they beat him with fists and a skateboard until police arrived.

Kids stop sex offender from strangling their mom

He’d already done time for raping two of his daughters. Now he had a habit of routinely pummeling their mom. But when two boys found him strangling her, they beat him with fists and a skateboard until police arrived.

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Drunk Man Pees on Sleeping Girl During JetBlue Flight 
An 18-year-old was served 8 cocktails on a JetBlue flight. He made his way to the bathroom, unzipped…and woke up to realize he was peeing on an 11-year-old girl. As if you needed another reason to avoid flying.

Drunk Man Pees on Sleeping Girl During JetBlue Flight

An 18-year-old was served 8 cocktails on a JetBlue flight. He made his way to the bathroom, unzipped…and woke up to realize he was peeing on an 11-year-old girl. As if you needed another reason to avoid flying.

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Northern California Pot Wars: 632,058 Marijuana Plants Seized 
Operation Full Court Press, an incredibly expensive, mind-numblingly futile, and ultimately quixotic multi-agency anti-marijuana operation in Northern California, has wound up its three weeks of fun this year, claiming the seizure of 632,058 marijuana plants.

Northern California Pot Wars: 632,058 Marijuana Plants Seized

Operation Full Court Press, an incredibly expensive, mind-numblingly futile, and ultimately quixotic multi-agency anti-marijuana operation in Northern California, has wound up its three weeks of fun this year, claiming the seizure of 632,058 marijuana plants.