Five Ways to Ruin a Perfectly Good Coffee Shop
New coffee shops open up every day, with people who make common errors that move their life’s dream firmly into the “meh” category.
Grilled Cheese Martini Soon to Debut
Imagine soaking six piping hot sandwiches in 10 gallons of vodka, leaving the blend to marinate for 24 hours. Then pressing the sandwiches through cheesecloth to extract the infused liquid before freezing and skimming it. Hope it tastes better than it sounds.
Five Ways Drunks Justify Drinking
Yeah, wine prevents sunburn…suuuuureee.
This Is How You Make Moonshine
Step 1. Find a place you can be left alone. Step 2. Combine yeast and mash, let sit. Step 3. Give it a taste and hope you don’t go blind.
Caffeinated Beer Banned in California
Beer shelves have been less loko ever since the FDA cracked down last year, but a new law signed by Gov. Jerry Brown makes caffeinated beer an even further memory.
Man Stabs Friend for Coming to Party With Natural Light Beer
The following story involves a trailer park and Natural Light beer. We suggest you arm yourself with white trash repellent spray before reading.
7-Eleven Gives Away Free Slurpees Today (It’s 7/11, Get It?)
You’d think that it’s opportunistic marketing move for 7-Eleven to pick today, 7/11, as the day for its annual Slurpee® giveaway; but according to its corporate website, July 11th is its actual birthday.
Vodka Gummy Bears (How-To)
When e-how.com has an article detailing exactly how to make vodka gummy bears, you know you’ve gotta try it. According to the directions, the gummies need to chill in a glass full of vodka for five days.
He got a receipt from ‘dirtiest slut you have ever seen’ (PIC)
I wish I could have seen the waitress.
Move Over, Anthony Weiner: The REAL Cock Shot
THIS is what we call a cock shot: An ounce of tequila with a spritz of Sriracha.
