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Been Thinking About You

With so much of their catalog devoted to alientation, it’s no surprise that Radiohead doesn’t make the best makeout music. Here are their top six worst tracks to put on while trying to get to first base. 

How to spot the Blink-182 Cool Dad in the Wild

So if you were as old as the Blink-182 dudes were when Dookie — er, Dude Ranch, sorry! — dropped, the big 40 is staring you down, which means you’re probably a dad. A cool dad, one who’s taking junior to see Blink. Here’s how to spot one in the wild.

Blow My Whistle: Best Songs With Whistling

“Young Folks” (Peter Bjorn and John) - Sure this is an obvious choice but come on. It’s whimsical, carefree spirit is everything whistling is supposed to be. Unlike some of the other songs on this list we get to the whistling right away, and get a steady dose of it throughout the song.

Twelve Songs About Blowjobs!

Odes to the act of giving (or receiving) head.

The 8 Greatest Sesame Street Albums

  It’s not hyperbole to say that Sesame Street changed the world. It revolutionized not only children’s television, but the medium in general while also cementing the Muppets place in pop culture.

Six Songs That Should Have Been Played at the Kardashian Reception

Kim Kardashian’s wedding has come and gone, but before the post-nuptial chatter dies down here are six songs that absolutely should have been played.

DMX Arrested for Going 102 Miles Per Hour on U.S. 60 

Well, here’s one for the “nobody is surprised” bin: Rapper Earl Simmons, better known as DMX, was arrested Wednesday night.

So This Is What Justin Bieber’s Penis Looks Like (sorta NSFW?)

The guy who made the Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez statue has made a bronze Justin Bieber penis. Wow.