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MMMbop: Best Single of the Past 15 Years?

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Music critics are misleading you. Their lists are cataloged lies. The greatest single of all time is not “Fight the Power,” or “Love Will Tear Us Apart,” or “Johnny B. Goode,” or “Anarchy in the U.K.,” or “Billie Jean.” The deception is strategic; uncovering the truth would only upset their carefully constructed pop music hierarchy. They don’t want you to know that the greatest single ever released was written and performed by three lily white, chaste, evangelical hayseeds from a podunk town in Oklahoma. Yes, I’m referring to Hanson and to its No. 1 smash “MMMBop,” released 15 years ago this week.

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Been Thinking About You
With so much of their catalog devoted to alientation, it’s no surprise that Radiohead doesn’t make the best makeout music. Here are their top six worst tracks to put on while trying to get to first base. 

Been Thinking About You

With so much of their catalog devoted to alientation, it’s no surprise that Radiohead doesn’t make the best makeout music. Here are their top six worst tracks to put on while trying to get to first base. 

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How to spot the Blink-182 Cool Dad in the Wild 
So if you were as old as the Blink-182 dudes were when Dookie — er, Dude Ranch, sorry! — dropped, the big 40 is staring you down, which means you’re probably a dad. A cool dad, one who’s taking junior to see Blink. Here’s how to spot one in the wild.

How to spot the Blink-182 Cool Dad in the Wild

So if you were as old as the Blink-182 dudes were when Dookie — er, Dude Ranch, sorry! — dropped, the big 40 is staring you down, which means you’re probably a dad. A cool dad, one who’s taking junior to see Blink. Here’s how to spot one in the wild.

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Blow My Whistle: Best Songs With Whistling 
"Young Folks" (Peter Bjorn and John) - Sure this is an obvious choice but come on. It’s whimsical, carefree spirit is everything whistling is supposed to be. Unlike some of the other songs on this list we get to the whistling right away, and get a steady dose of it throughout the song.

Blow My Whistle: Best Songs With Whistling

"Young Folks" (Peter Bjorn and John) - Sure this is an obvious choice but come on. It’s whimsical, carefree spirit is everything whistling is supposed to be. Unlike some of the other songs on this list we get to the whistling right away, and get a steady dose of it throughout the song.

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Twelve Songs About Blowjobs! 
Odes to the act of giving (or receiving) head.

Twelve Songs About Blowjobs!

Odes to the act of giving (or receiving) head.

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The 8 Greatest Sesame Street Albums 
  It’s not hyperbole to say that Sesame Street changed the world. It revolutionized not only children’s television, but the medium in general while also cementing the Muppets place in pop culture.

The 8 Greatest Sesame Street Albums

  It’s not hyperbole to say that Sesame Street changed the world. It revolutionized not only children’s television, but the medium in general while also cementing the Muppets place in pop culture.

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Six Songs That Should Have Been Played at the Kardashian Reception Kim Kardashian’s wedding has come and gone, but before the post-nuptial chatter dies down here are six songs that absolutely should have been played.

Six Songs That Should Have Been Played at the Kardashian Reception

Kim Kardashian’s wedding has come and gone, but before the post-nuptial chatter dies down here are six songs that absolutely should have been played.

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DMX Arrested for Going 102 Miles Per Hour on U.S. 60 
Well, here’s one for the “nobody is surprised” bin: Rapper Earl Simmons, better known as DMX, was arrested Wednesday night.

DMX Arrested for Going 102 Miles Per Hour on U.S. 60 

Well, here’s one for the “nobody is surprised” bin: Rapper Earl Simmons, better known as DMX, was arrested Wednesday night.

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So This Is What Justin Bieber’s Penis Looks Like (sorta NSFW?) 
The guy who made the Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez statue has made a bronze Justin Bieber penis. Wow.

So This Is What Justin Bieber’s Penis Looks Like (sorta NSFW?)

The guy who made the Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez statue has made a bronze Justin Bieber penis. Wow.

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Top 8 Songs To Listen To During the Next Earthquake

Here are eight songs to soundtrack your next earthquake, along with some dance moves to distract you from all that nasty shaking.