Domino’s Brings Back Creepy Mascot, The Noid
We tried, but we just couldn’t “avoid the Noid.” Domino’s Pizza has brought back the ’80s mascot—a creepy dude in a red bunny (?) suit—to celebrate his 25th birthday.
Jon Stewart Rips Donald Trump a New One Over His Questionable Pizza Choices
Yes, we all love to make fun of The Donald. But Jon Stewart’s nearly-eight-minute-long tirade on last night’s episode of The Daily Show takes the cake (um, pie?) when it comes to Trump dressing-downs.
Woman Sues Chuck E. Cheese, Claims It Promotes Gambling Addiction
Denise Keller is a real estate agent and mother of two with an ass so tight it can’t be blown apart by plastic explosives. She apparently took her kids to Chuck E. Cheese, only to find herself aghast!
Papa John’s Pizza Celebrates the Royal Wedding with…What The…?
Papa John’s, which has been trying to woo American consumers with a campaign that essentially says “Our old toppings sucked. Try our new ones,” has taken their oddball promotional schemes to the next level.
Kansas inmates order 900 pizzas for Super Bowl party
Super Bowl Sunday was the busiest day of the year for two Hutchinson Pizza Huts. Inmates ordered more than 942 large pizzas and 9,630 boneless chicken wings — to-go, of course. Before you get all bent out of shape about inmates scoring pizza and wings, the order is part of a fundraiser for the Hutchinson Correctional Center’s planned Spiritual Life Center — and only inmates with good behavioral records were given the chance to place an order.
DiGiorno Pizza & Cookies Coming to a Store Near You
So, your Super Bowl is officially catered. But why stop there, DiGiorno—there are thousands of products you could create! After the jump, check out a few of our ideas.
Should this be the basis for Domino’s next ad campaign?
Thief steals pizza & wings from delivery man, doesn’t take money.
Eleven reasons the pizza delivery guy will love you
As a three-year pizza delivery driver who’s only recently called it quits, I’m going to let you in on a few secrets that will make you a preferred customer. Suffice it to say, it mainly comes down to being courteous and polite, and not treating the pizza dude like some hired dick, who’s actually doing you a big favor by bringing pizza straight to your lazy ass.
