Woman recognizes taste of semen in yogurt sample offered to her by creep
Anthony Garcia, an employee at a New Mexico Sunflower Market, served a yogurt sample to a female customer. After taking a spoonful, the woman noticed a flavor not yet offered by yogurt companies: semen. And she was right. As a result, Garcia was taken into custody, thereby preventing him from providing any more sperm swirlies to the market’s customers.