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In gross news: Semen-filled cupcake scandal rocks high school
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Experts/Men Everywhere Say Swallow Don’t Spit - Semen Can Be Good For You!
Sex experts, scientists and geishas agree: hormones and proteins found in semen can boost mood, clear skin and even help cure diabetes. All you “spitters” out there might want to rethink your BJ process. In the name of health, of course.

Experts/Men Everywhere Say Swallow Don’t Spit - Semen Can Be Good For You!

Sex experts, scientists and geishas agree: hormones and proteins found in semen can boost mood, clear skin and even help cure diabetes. All you “spitters” out there might want to rethink your BJ process. In the name of health, of course.

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Man Who Twice Slipped His Semen Into Co-worker’s Water is Ordered to Pay $27K 
A judge today ordered Michael Lallana to pay $27,410.80 to the female co-worker whose water bottle the 32-year-old twice filled with his jizz because “her lips had touched it.”

Man Who Twice Slipped His Semen Into Co-worker’s Water is Ordered to Pay $27K

A judge today ordered Michael Lallana to pay $27,410.80 to the female co-worker whose water bottle the 32-year-old twice filled with his jizz because “her lips had touched it.”

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You may be sitting in a semen-stained United Airlines plane right now!
If you flew on a United Airlines flight out of Phoenix this afternoon, you may want to wash your hands — or your everything.

You may be sitting in a semen-stained United Airlines plane right now!

If you flew on a United Airlines flight out of Phoenix this afternoon, you may want to wash your hands — or your everything.

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Woman recognizes taste of semen in yogurt sample offered to her by creep
Anthony Garcia, an employee at a New Mexico Sunflower Market, served a yogurt sample to a female customer. After taking a spoonful, the woman noticed a flavor not yet offered by yogurt companies: semen. And she was right. As a result, Garcia was taken into custody, thereby preventing him from providing any more sperm swirlies to the market’s customers.

Woman recognizes taste of semen in yogurt sample offered to her by creep

Anthony Garcia, an employee at a New Mexico Sunflower Market, served a yogurt sample to a female customer. After taking a spoonful, the woman noticed a flavor not yet offered by yogurt companies: semen. And she was right. As a result, Garcia was taken into custody, thereby preventing him from providing any more sperm swirlies to the market’s customers.

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Pro Tip: Semen Not Compostable in San Francisco 
Even the City by the Bay has to draw the line somewhere. Read more here.

Pro Tip: Semen Not Compostable in San Francisco

Even the City by the Bay has to draw the line somewhere. Read more here.