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I was hoping that eating a Doritos flavored taco would inspire a few grafs of humorous prose, but instead it just spurred sorrow. Now, sitting at my desk after enduring my arterial assault, I feel depressed. I won’t call Taco Bell’s creation good or bad. It tastes exactly like what you’d expect: An ice cream scoop of processed meat stuffed into a giant nacho cheese Doritos shaped like a taco shell.

-from the Dallas Observer’s review of Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell

I was hoping that eating a Doritos flavored taco would inspire a few grafs of humorous prose, but instead it just spurred sorrow. Now, sitting at my desk after enduring my arterial assault, I feel depressed. I won’t call Taco Bell’s creation good or bad. It tastes exactly like what you’d expect: An ice cream scoop of processed meat stuffed into a giant nacho cheese Doritos shaped like a taco shell.

-from the Dallas Observer’s review of Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell

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Just more honest this way … 
Taco Bell to make taco shells from Doritos

Just more honest this way … 

Taco Bell to make taco shells from Doritos

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Taco Bell Makes Shells Out of Nacho Cheese Doritos
The cheesy creation is already on the menu at a location in Toledo, Ohio, though there’s no word whether it will be available nationally. Apparently, there are Taco Bell fans who’ve been trying to get this thing made since 2009. A Facebook page called Taco Shells Made from Doritos Movement reads in its description: "We want taco shells and we want them made from the same cheesy goodness that is packed into ever delicious Doritos corn chip. It’s as simple as that. Just imagine it."

Taco Bell Makes Shells Out of Nacho Cheese Doritos

The cheesy creation is already on the menu at a location in Toledo, Ohio, though there’s no word whether it will be available nationally. Apparently, there are Taco Bell fans who’ve been trying to get this thing made since 2009. A Facebook page called Taco Shells Made from Doritos Movement reads in its description: "We want taco shells and we want them made from the same cheesy goodness that is packed into ever delicious Doritos corn chip. It’s as simple as that. Just imagine it."

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Man Enraged by Higher Taco Bell Beefy Crunch Burrito Prices, Starts Shootout 
The Beefy Crunch Burrito had increased from 99-cents to $1.49 and the man at the Taco Bell drive-thru had just ordered seven. And then he shot an air gun at the manager.

Man Enraged by Higher Taco Bell Beefy Crunch Burrito Prices, Starts Shootout

The Beefy Crunch Burrito had increased from 99-cents to $1.49 and the man at the Taco Bell drive-thru had just ordered seven. And then he shot an air gun at the manager.

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Five Reasons Taco Bell is More Dangerous Than MTV’s Skins
Taco Bell caters to the widest possible audience. It includes the entire subset who’s viewing this show.

Five Reasons Taco Bell is More Dangerous Than MTV’s Skins

Taco Bell caters to the widest possible audience. It includes the entire subset who’s viewing this show.

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Lawsuit to Taco Bell: (DONG!) What? It’s Not All Beef?!
Last week, a California woman brought a false-advertising lawsuit against Taco Bell claiming that their products contain very little meat. And for those of us who have eaten their Cantina Tacos, this should resonate like the sun exploding.

Lawsuit to Taco Bell: (DONG!) What? It’s Not All Beef?!

Last week, a California woman brought a false-advertising lawsuit against Taco Bell claiming that their products contain very little meat. And for those of us who have eaten their Cantina Tacos, this should resonate like the sun exploding.

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$5 Million Class-Action Lawsuit Alleges Taco Bell Sells Fake Beef 
A class-action lawsuit filed in US Federal Court is alleging that Taco Bell misleads consumers by advertising that it sells beef in its tacos when it doesn’t. So what is it? Well…

$5 Million Class-Action Lawsuit Alleges Taco Bell Sells Fake Beef

A class-action lawsuit filed in US Federal Court is alleging that Taco Bell misleads consumers by advertising that it sells beef in its tacos when it doesn’t. So what is it? Well…

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The Taco Bell Six-Ply Crunchwrap (pic)
A MexiPizza, double decker taco and a gordita, perched atop a Crunchwrap Supreme.

The Taco Bell Six-Ply Crunchwrap (pic)

A MexiPizza, double decker taco and a gordita, perched atop a Crunchwrap Supreme.

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Gross Or Genius? Taco Bell’s Beefy Crunch Burrito Is Stuffed With Flaming Hot Fritos
The only way this could’ve been better? Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Gross Or Genius? Taco Bell’s Beefy Crunch Burrito Is Stuffed With Flaming Hot Fritos

The only way this could’ve been better? Flaming Hot Cheetos.

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10 Fast Food Items That Don’t Totally Suck
If you can ignore the dumb shape, the McRib really isn’t so bad.

10 Fast Food Items That Don’t Totally Suck

If you can ignore the dumb shape, the McRib really isn’t so bad.