I was hoping that eating a Doritos flavored taco would inspire a few grafs of humorous prose, but instead it just spurred sorrow. Now, sitting at my desk after enduring my arterial assault, I feel depressed. I won’t call Taco Bell’s creation good or bad. It tastes exactly like what you’d expect: An ice cream scoop of processed meat stuffed into a giant nacho cheese Doritos shaped like a taco shell.
-from the Dallas Observer’s review of Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell




