I was hoping that eating a Doritos flavored taco would inspire a few grafs of humorous prose, but instead it just spurred sorrow. Now, sitting at my desk after enduring my arterial assault, I feel depressed. I won’t call Taco Bell’s creation good or bad. It tastes exactly like what you’d expect: An ice cream scoop of processed meat stuffed into a giant nacho cheese Doritos shaped like a taco shell.
-from the Dallas Observer’s review of Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell
Lawsuit to Taco Bell: (DONG!) What? It’s Not All Beef?!
Last week, a California woman brought a false-advertising lawsuit against Taco Bell claiming that their products contain very little meat. And for those of us who have eaten their Cantina Tacos, this should resonate like the sun exploding.